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A wealthy art dealer is having a drink by his pool when his lawyer calls him...
"I've got some good news and some bad news", the lawyer tells him.
"Well, I could use some good news, so let's start with that", says the dealer.
"Your wife has spent ten thousand dollars to purchase two pictures. She thinks she can get anywhere from ten to twenty million for the pair", says the lawyer.
"That's wonderful! That kind of profit margin is unheard of!", exclaims the dealer.
"What could the bad news possibly be?".
The lawyer takes a deep breath and lets out a sigh.
"The bad news is they're pictures of you with your mistress!".