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Once two men were fishing at the river side. One guy pulls out the cigarette from his pocket to smoke and turns to his friend to ask if he has got a lighter.
The friend hands him a long BIC lighter without hesitation, the guy got surprised and asks him, where did you get this?
So the friend replied, "I have a personal genie."
The guy was excited and asks his friend, "can I make a wish?"
So the friend agreed and warns the guy to speak clearly because, the genie finds little hard at hearing.
The guy said OK and he rubs the lamp, the genie appears from the bottle and asks the guy what he wants.
The guy said without hesitation, "I need a million bucks."
The genie nods his wish and disappears back into his bottle.
Ten seconds later, the sound of flapping wings fills the air as a million ducks fly overhead. The guy was so disappointed and turns to his friend to comment on the genie's poor hearing and says,
"Your genie totally sucks!"
The friend chuckles and says, "I know. Do you really think I wished for a long BIC lighter..?"