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A guy entered the bar and orders his favorite drink. As he's sitting there enjoying his drink, he suddenly looks at the jar full of money on the table. So he got curious, and asks the bartender, what the jar full of money is for..?
So the bartender replied him.., "Well, we have a challenge for our customers. If you can complete three hard tasks, you can win all the jar full of money.
First, you need to drink this whole bottle of tequila without making any cringe face. Second, there's a bulldog tied outside, you have to pull out it's sore tooth with your bare hands. And third.., there's a 90-year-old granny sitting upstairs who's never had an orgasm, you have to give her one."
The man looks at the jar full of money and thinks for himself, "That's a lot of money." So he decided to take the challenge.
He starts with the bottle of tequila, and drinks it down without making any cringe face. Next, he heads out back to the bulldog. The bar patrons hear lots of growling and barking noise, and then finally a loud yelp. The man returned back inside with the bloody hands and says..,
"Alright, now I'm looking for that old granny that you said.."