THREE CRAZY PRESIDENTS



One fine day, God came and spoke to three presidents Biden, Xi and Lukashenko. 

God told them, “Go and tell your people that in two weeks, the world will end.”

Biden went and announced the US people, “I have two news for you, one is good, and the other is bad. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that, the world will end in two weeks”.

Xi went and announced the Chinese people, “I have two news for you, one is bad, and the other is even worse. The bad news is that God exists. The worse news is that, world will end in two weeks”.

Lukashenko went and announced the Belarus people, “I have two news for you, and both are good! First is that God himself recognized me as president! And the second is that I’ll rule until the end of the world!”