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One day Barack Obama enters into a bar, but he is being invisible.
The bartender suddenly got his attention and says, "Ok, I'll bite and why are you invisible?"
So Barack replied, "Yesterday I found a bottle on the beach, I took that and started rubbing it. And then suddenly a genie came out. Then the genie said, you can only have 3 wishes."
And I told the genie my first wish as, "Let me tell you, and I'm deeply concerned with this..., I expect Michelle to marry me, because I love her so much.., and I think America would also be happy with this.", and the wish was granted.
The second wish is, I said "I am truly patriotic like vast of the Americans do, and I want to become a President of United states, so I can serve my country.", and that wish was also granted.
And finally, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be very clear..."