HUSBAND AND WIFE GOING OUT

A husband and wife are going out for the evening, before going out they always put their cat out for the night.

An Uber arrives to pick up the couple and as they walk out of the house, the cat runs back inside.

The husband goes back into the house to chase the cat out, and the wife walks out to the Uber. She doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the evening, 

So she explains to the driver, “My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

Ten minutes later, the husband comes out of the house with his hair a mess and his clothes disheveled. He climbs into the Uber with a huff.

“Sorry I took so long,” he sighs. “She was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger before I could get her to come out. She put up a fight but I was finally able to grab her and throw her out the back door.”