A Man And A Salmon Fish



A man went to fishing and hooks a tiny salmon fish. He reels it in and is just going to kill it for his dinner when the salmon looks at him and says, "Hey mate, pls don't kill me, I'm only a baby, I haven't swum the 7 seas till now, so give me a chance pal."

The man looks at fish surprisingly and asks, "Hey, can you talk"? "Yes I can, now put me back, there's much bigger fish under the bridge", said the fish.

"All right, I'll put you back and what's your name?”, asked the man.

"Rusty, said the salmon. And yours? My name's Miller."

Then miller decided to put the fish back in the water & avoids saying nothing to anyone thinking that he may get fooled.

8 years later, miller is been fishing in the same spot & this time he hooks a huge fish. It took him more than a hour to land it. He looks at it & pictures it on his dinner plate. Just then the fish opens one eye & looks at him "Miller, is that you"?

"Rusty, I don't believe it's you, it must be 8 years since I let you go, what have you been doing"?

"Well Miller, I've had a fantastic time swimming the 7 seas & all the oceans. In fact, I've just come across the Atlantic, but I was really disturbed".

"Why's that Rusty?", asked the miller.

"Well, I was half way across & a voice told me to swim deeper, so I did, deeper & deeper & I found this huge shipwreck. I counted 4 funnels, it felt like death so I had to leave".

"Wow Rusty, that was a Titanic ship it sank & almost all on board were drowned.", said the miller.

"Ah, I knew it, and I got so upset that I had to sit down & write a poem about it", replied the Rusty.

"A poem!, don't talk gibberish, you're just a fish, how can you write a poem, that's foolish!", replied miller.

"No Miller, seriously, it's available in all bookstores now."

"Oh! so what's it called then?", says Miller.

The fish replied.., "Salmon Rusty’s Titanic Verses.”