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One day a lady puts her kids to bed then goes into her room and prays to god.
“Dear god, my husband just left me, he took everything and I am unemployed, please help let me win the lottery!”
2 months later, after putting the kids to bed again, the lady asks god for help again.
“Dear god, I’m about to lose my house and lose my car, please help me win the lottery!
Finally after the kids went to sleep, the mom plead one final time to god.
“Dear God we are so very hungry, we are homeless and we really need to win the lottery!”
Just then a light came down and Shawn right in front of her, from it emerged God. Frustrated God exclaimed.
“Dear god lady, I can’t help you if you don’t buy a ticket first!”