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1. What is the most favorite multiple choice question for the nuns?
- It's nun of the above.
2. What do you call a person who is really loud.
- Mike.
3. Why was the math book sad?
- It had too many problems.
4. How do you know if a teacher is an extrovert?
- They constantly look for attention.
5. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
- Because her students were too bright.
6. Why did the teacher cross the playground?
- To get to the other slide.
7. What did the English teacher call her students?
- Punctuation marks.
8. What did science teacher say to all students in class?
- I have chemistry with you all.
9. Why did the math teacher go to therapy?
- Because she had too many problems to solve, and the students just kept adding them up!
10. Why did the student eat his homework?
- Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
11. What do you call a group of babies?
- Heavy Infantry.
12. What do you call a sad strawberry?
- A blue berry!
13. What do you call a fake noodle?
- An Impasta.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. What did the horse say after it tripped?
- Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
16. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
- Stable.
17. How do you make an egg-roll?
- You push it!
18. Why do cows wear bells?
- Because their horns don’t work.
19. What did the triangle say to the circle?
- You’re pointless.
20. What do lawyers wear to court?
- Lawsuits.
21. What did one toilet say to another?
- You look flushed.
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!
23. What did 0 say to 8?
- "Nice belt."
24. What do cows read the most?
- Cattle-logs.
25. Why did the tomato turn red?
- Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. How do you organize a space party?
- You planet!
27. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
- They don't have the guts!
28. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
-She looked surprised.
29. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
- Because then they'd be bagels!
30. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
31. Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Because it was two-tired!
32. Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
- Because they are such fungis.
33. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
- In case he got a hole in one!
34. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
- Nothing, they just waved.
35. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
36. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
- A kingfish!
37. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
- There was nothing left but de-brie.
38. Why did the math book look sad?
- Because it had too many problems.
39. What's brown and sticky?
- A stick!
40. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- It was feeling crumbly.
41. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
42. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything!
43. What did one plate say to another plate?
- Tonight, dinner's on me!
44. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
45. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
- It was two-tired!
46. Why did the math book look sad?
- Because it had too many problems.
47. How do you catch a squirrel?
- Climb a tree and act like a nut!
48. What has four wheels and flies?
- A garbage truck!
49. Why did the chicken join a band?
- Because it had the drumsticks!
50. What did one wall say to the other wall?
- "I'll meet you at the corner!"