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Yo mama is so poor that rats have to throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so poor even homeless gave some money to her.
Yo mama got kicked out out of interview for saying mooning is her only skill.
Yo mama so poor she had to eat banana peel.
Yo mama so poor I saw her wrestling squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama so poor, she eats shoe lays instead noodles.
Yo mama smells so bad, that people inside the house get too annoyed for the smell when she is mile away from the houses.
Yo mama stank so bad, people inside the house wake up from deep sleep whenever she walked around the house.
Yo mama stank so bad that made people angry.
Yo mama so poor she eats left over bones of KFC chicken.
Yo mama wore so much make up that mosquito's proboscis couldn't touch her skin.
Yo mama got kicked out of interview for saying eating is her only hobby.
Yo Mama is so fat that NASA had to orbit satellite around her.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama like a cigarette, I have her 40 times a day and she's killing me.
Yo mama's snatch has more friends then Tom on MySpace.
Yo mama's like a gas station... pay before you pump.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo Mama smokes so many cigarettes she sold your ass for a pack of Newports.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama's snatch is so dry even her crabs carry cantenes.
Yo mama like Comcast I haven't paid her in like 3 months.
Yo mama so nice she'd give me the hair off her back.
Yo mama dress so bright she looks like she got lost in a crayon store.
yo mama was born on April 1st. guess that means she was a joke!
Yo mama so country when she got in an elevator she thought it was a new mobile home.
Yo mama like Walmart, she's still the low price leader.
Yo Mama’s so EZ, She iz like a light switch, anybody or anything can turn her on It took.
Yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama got more extensions, then AT&T.
Yo mama has a glass leg and she uses windex for lotion.
Yo mama got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama look like Cedric the Entertainer with a wig.
yo mamma is so dry you make the Sahara Desert look wet.
Yo mama is like a television even a three year old can turn her on.
Yo mama so easy, I asked her what time is it and she said time to fuck.
Yo mama jokes are SOOOO old... they ain't even funny anymore.
Yo mama has two penises and your one of them.
Yo mama is like a mosquito she wont stop suckin to you slap her.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama so small, she can use a bottle cap as a surf board.
Yo mama's profile so jacked up she has her own reality show "Pimp my sides."
Yo mama like the hardware store, only 25 cents a screw.
Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs.
Yo mamas butt hairs are so long they get clogged in the toilet when she flushes.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear I don't know what sucks more your yo mama jokes or your mom.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
yo mama so drunk she went to a bar an looked in the mirror an started to cus her self out.